Airmen who try to impress me with their rank who think I know nothing about the ranking system. Stop. ✋

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

anacondom:

this is my new favorite thing

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

bonbori:

hannibal “cool dad” lecter

#i’m not like a regular dad #i’m a cool dad #do you need anything abigail? #school applications? #drugs? #dead body disposal? #i got ur back